Frequent Questions
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Absolutely Not..! This is a Joke dude,......
Is This Some Kind of Joke..?
Absolutely..! You'd better believe......
Is this ADware..?
Absolutely not..? Unfortunately,......
Is This SHAREware..?
Nope... Funamentally, SHAREware is......
Is This Really FREEware..?
Absolutely..! Did we for get to mention......
Is This SPYware..?
Absolutely not..! SPYware is some fools......
What Does The FREE SOFTWARE Do..?
Simple... It prints all the money you......
Come on, is this Really Legal?
Absolutely..! You can print as much......
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Come on, is this Really Legal? -*- TOP
Absolutely..!
You can print as much money as you want, anytime you wish.
You don't need anyone's permission or our software to print your own money... More Info...
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Is this ADware..? -*- TOP
Absolutely not..?
Unfortunately, ADware is another new term in the ever growing software industry that has come to convey a bad thing. No one really has a problem with seeing an advertisement between free television programs or listening to a radio commercial between songs on the radio. Likewise, software that has one to a few advertisements in it but comes for free is fine.
But, ADware has come to mean, free software that has one or more secret features that are more "SPYware" like. More specifically, ADware may contain one or more tracking routines that collect data and periodically transmit this data back to it's maker.
We feel the same way about ADware as "SPYware". The programmers seriously need a mommy, and/or mental help.
See our comments on SPYware" for more.
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Is This A Get Rich Quick Scheme..? -*- TOP
Absolutely Not..!
This is a Joke dude, gim'e a break will ya?
Yeah right, like all those get rich quick ads that got your attention last week. How many of those worked for anyone you know?
...This, really works, guaranteed, your money back...
...I made $12,000.00 yesterday...
Yada, Yada, Yada... such crap eh..?
No dude, this is a Joke. A gag, a novelty, funny stuff, a laugh, little colored pieces of paper dude. You'll just have a lotta fun, impress your friends and advertise yourself or your business if you choose.
We just had to play with you a little, heck we are just a bunch of clowns and if you thought our FREE SOFTWARE was some kind of Get Rich Quick Scheme, well you've been had, the jokes on you and you've just had your first laugh on us.
So come join us for years of even better laughs, download our free software today. If you do, we promise loads of fun and regular laughs will follow you whever you travel around the world.
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Is This Really FREEware..? -*- TOP
Absolutely..!
Did we for get to mention it's not just free, it's TOTALLY FREE. About the only way it could be more free is if we paid you to take it, or we could reach out from your computer screen right now and throw it at you.
What don't you understand about FREE..? I mean, OK, how about, no charge, gratis, gift, do not return, give us no money, take it and run like hell, don't pay us a dime, keep it for no money....
Any way you say it, you take our software, you give us nothing in return. How about this, just get it free right now and if you try to give us any money for it, we'll refund you a Million Dollars* for every US Dollar you send us.
Seriously, we'll refund you one of "our Million Dollar Bills"* for every US Dollar you send us. That's how committed we are to not taking your money for our FREE SOFTWARE.
It's free and you must not pay for it. Got it..?
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Is This SHAREware..? -*- TOP
Nope...
Funamentally, SHAREware is software that has some important feature disabled, or other limitation that makes it of "Limted Value" beyond a demonstration of what the paid for commercial software can do.
We just choose to make things simpler.
Unlike SHAREware, our FREE SOFTWARE is just that, fully functional free software. No catch, no gimick, it will do exactly what it is supposed to do and you do not pay us for it in any way.
It won't expire, it won't stop printing, it won't make you donate to some lost cause and we promise our free software won't have to go pee for that matter.
You can use it the rest of your life, have a blast, make all the money you ever need, and WE MAKE ZIP.
WHY ?
Simple... because we sell commercial "Funny Money Machine" software and other cool products that we're betting many folks will buy, maybe even you.
Plus, every "Million Dollar Bill" you print with our free software has our web address on it, and we're betting someone you give it to will visit our website and buy something.
So, we don't worry to much about giving away FREE SOFTWARE.
Now you understand right ?
It really is FREEware ?.
Not SHAREware..
Got That ?
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Is This Some Kind of Joke..? -*- TOP
Absolutely..!
You'd better believe it..!
What did you expect from a bunch of clowns..?
Funny Money is an excellent gag, joke, trick, novelty.
Heck, it's just plain fun.
From 4 to 104 people are drawn to money. Society teaches everyone while still very young, that we must have money. So, we must get it.
So we must recognize money when we see it. RIGHT ?
Naturally, we become accustom to spotting money on the floor, laying on a desk, even to the look and feel of each bill as we thumb through our wallets.
With our free software, you will be able to make an unlimited amount of money whenever you need it.
No one will ever tell you, "...STOP you've made too much money.
With our free software, your going to become a member of an exclusive club we like to think of as "Millionaires Anonymous".
Because, once you print your first 1,000 Million Dollar Bills, like Howard Hughs, you'll be able to say,
I'm a Billionaire".
So indeed this is all a joke, it is a gag on a way of life many people accept without giving a second thought, always chasing the dollar, always picking up an extra buck on the floor.
It is a subtle reminder that we shouldn't be so serious about tiny little pieces of colored paper anyway.
You'll have loads of laughs and you will be able to give people a business card they will keep and show their friends, when you put your name, phone, email and web address on your own Million Dollar Bills, using our free software.
See Marketing for more on the awesome potential of advertising and marketing with your own Million Dollar Bills.
Pretty Cool eh..?
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Is This SPYware..? -*- TOP
Absolutely not..!
SPYware is some fools attempt to invade your privacy.
Whereas we value our privacy, and we live by the golden rule, do good to others, respect their privacy and they will bring only good to your door.
As for those poor fools that trick innocent folks into using their SPYware, we can only think that they need Mental Help and hope that they get it soon, so that the rest of us can sleep better at night.
To that end, a nickel of every sale we make on our commercial "Funny Money Machine" software will be set aside to help pay the rent at the nearest Mental Hospital for any fool that is currently making some sort of SPYware and would like to seek help for their poor soul.
If your such a programmer, or if you know someone who is programming or distributing SPYware, please, we're serious, Submit a Request for an all expenses paid visit to a nice remote, quite little Mental Hospital as far as possible from any power lines, phones, sat-net-dishes or computers as possible.
Seriously...
...we're looking forward to helping you or your friend kick the habit..!
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What Does The FREE SOFTWARE Do..? -*- TOP
Simple...
It prints all the money you ever wanted...
Our Free Software prints money.
Simple enough for you..? Lot's and lot's of Funny Money.
You will need a Computer and a High Quality Ink Jet Printer, some paper, ink and a pair of good scissors.
Your money will be distinctly yours, and of such high quality you'll easily fool friends, family and colleges at first glance.
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